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hey whats up fellars and ladies I heard we had a pretty good season! just kidding I of course watched the entire thing and lost my mind in Pioneer square after the game. just wanted to "drop by" and say hello and check on the forum. had a lot going on in my life so I haven't really had it in me to post much here lately.

I figured I would fisnish out strong with a GOHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!

Feez wrote:hey whats up fellars and ladies I heard we had a pretty good season! just kidding I of course watched the entire thing and lost my mind in Pioneer square after the game. just wanted to "drop by" and say hello and check on the forum. had a lot going on in my life so I haven't really had it in me to post much here lately.

I figured I would fisnish out strong with a GOHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!

Well, brutha Feez, as briefly as I can spin my recollections of things:

1.) an asteroid leveled the PI Forum, and all kinds of nastiness ransacked the streets. (Given that the NSA is watching everything we hear, say and think, we may have just as well started having sex in public long before the news of the asteroid broke, anyway, really — you know? Why hide???)

2.) Good ol' Richard Sherman let Michael Crabtree, Erin Andrews and the rest of the free world know that he was/ is THE BEST. (Quite possibly, he may just as well have also let it be known that he is The Best to those poor souls living under fascist, communist and socialist regimes where government oversight monitors have official directives to enter newsrooms and dictate what the media are allowed to tell those poor souls who look to said media to tell them the truth of the goings-on in the world; godforsaken places in the world where concepts like freedom of the press are precious, forlorn anomalies which have no refuge save the hazy minds of revolutionary ideologues who are out of touch with the real world — but we don't know if those poor souls heard Mr. Sherman's post NFC Championship-game rant because those governments for some reason didn't see fitt for us to hear it. The horror.)

3.) Justin Bieber got arrested.

4.) The Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, came and went. Some athletes won gold, some silver, some bronze. Russian President Vladimir Putin — God bless him — took off his shirt.

5.) The 50th Anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hit the newsstands. And it sucks.

That's all I got for now, Feez. I'm drunk.

Hopefully someone else here will fill you in on some of the other sordid details that I've regrettably and pitiably missed.

But hey, Feezaroo the Great, it's a start.

God bless you, bro.

The 50th Anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hit the newsstands. And it sucks.

For another perspective, I think it's actually pretty hot, Feez.

Rott was just (near as I can tell) looking for SI to move to shots that would make an OB/GYN blush.