JFK Conspiracy

Hawktalk and I broached a subject over in the football forum that I thought might be worth a discussion. Lately we've been inundated with conspiracy theories, most of them whacky and with very little evidence, and the mother of all conspiracy theories, perhaps the modern-day original conspiracy theory, is the JFK assassination.
I was 9 years old and in the 3rd grade on 11/22/1963 and remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard that the President had been shot. It is the first major news event that I have a very clear recollection of. Things were obviously much different back then. For example, from about 30 minutes after JFK was shot, at 12:30pm CST on a Friday, until a few hours after he was buried on the following Monday, all 3 network TV stations canceled all programming, including commercials, and covered nothing but the aftermath of the assassination. I can't imagine that happening nowadays. I've become obsessed with learning everything I can about that event. It was as violent and tragic of a death as one can imagine, a man getting his head blown off as he's being cradled in his wife's arms. Had he been assassinated by food poisoning, I probably wouldn't have been nearly as interested as I am. Does that mean that I'm a goolish pig? Maybe, I don't know. Anyway, I enjoy debating the subject so long as it doesn't degenerate into name calling, as it often times does when a person runs out of intelligent responses.
I am a firm believer that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and to a slightly lesser degree, that Jack Ruby acted alone. Besides all the physical evidence, which comes down squarely on the lone nut side, one has to consider the plausibility of an organized plot that would have been required to pull it off and keep it a secret for some 58 years. It would have required thousands of people from various walks of life and stretched from Washington, DC to Dallas, TX.
For example, the autopsy, of which many believe was staged. In 1963, there was no federal law against the killing of the President, or any other government official, unless the crime occurred on federal property, which was clearly not the case. Jurisdiction was with the state, specifically Dallas County where the crime occurred. Legally, the autopsy was supposed to be performed in Dallas, and indeed, an attempt was made by county officials to stop the transfer of the body to Air Force One, but the men on the Secret Service detail, already supremely upset over losing their man, bullied their way out of the hospital, casket in tow. What had happened was that the VP, Lynden Johnson, who was traveling in the same motorcade and was at the hospital when JFK was pronounced dead, had been moved to AF-1 as they desperately wanted to get him back to the White House ASAP so he could be protected. It was the height of the Cold War, barely one year displaced from the Cuban Missile Crisis, and there was a genuine concern that the assassination could be the first move in World War 3. It is a war scenario that is practiced to this day.
But there was a problem: Johnson wasn't going to leave Dallas without Jackie Kennedy as he knew it would be a public relations nightmare if he left w/o the Kennedys, and Jackie, still at Parkland Hospital, wasn't about to leave her dead husband behind. Johnson dug his heels in and refused to move, so the call went out to Parkland to get JFK's body back to AF-1 pronto. As the plane was in route to Washington, for security reasons, Jackie was given a choice of two military hospitals in which to conduct the autopsy: Bethesda Naval Hospital or Walter Reed Army Hospital. She hesitated until one of the aides whispered to her "Jack was a Navy man", to which she replied "Of course. Jack loved the Navy." So Bethesda it was.
Now, imagine if you're concocting a conspiracy and need to stage an autopsy. You must plan for it to be done in at least 2 possible locations: One in Dallas, the most likely as that's where it legally should have been done, and at least one in Washington, providing that you successfully guessed that Bethesda would be chosen. There was a reasonable chance that Jackie might have said "I have a friend that works at Walter Reed" or something, so if you're going to cover all the bases, you'd have to plan for 3 locations.
There's an old saying that two people can keep a secret so long as one of them is dead. The idea that any group can assemble a conspiracy of the magnitude needed to bump off the POTUS and keep it secret for over 5 decades is truly mind boggling. There are three elements to every crime: Means, motive, and opportunity. Nearly all of the conspiracy theorists concentrate on the means and motive part, but very few address the opportunity aspect. How could have someone besides Oswald have been on the 6th floor of the TSBD at 12:30pm CST on 11/22/63? How could they organize hundreds of people, all in the right positions, like the county coroner, x-ray techs, Army/Navy officers, etc, to stage an autopsy at three different possible locations 2,000 miles apart and keep it secret? How many people would it take to plant the evidence on the 6th floor of the TSBD, or get a gunman, unobserved and behind the fence on the grassy knoll and in an open area, then evacuate him without a trace? It doesn't pass the smell test.
Anyhow, thanks for taking the time to read my musings on the subject. Comments?
I was 9 years old and in the 3rd grade on 11/22/1963 and remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard that the President had been shot. It is the first major news event that I have a very clear recollection of. Things were obviously much different back then. For example, from about 30 minutes after JFK was shot, at 12:30pm CST on a Friday, until a few hours after he was buried on the following Monday, all 3 network TV stations canceled all programming, including commercials, and covered nothing but the aftermath of the assassination. I can't imagine that happening nowadays. I've become obsessed with learning everything I can about that event. It was as violent and tragic of a death as one can imagine, a man getting his head blown off as he's being cradled in his wife's arms. Had he been assassinated by food poisoning, I probably wouldn't have been nearly as interested as I am. Does that mean that I'm a goolish pig? Maybe, I don't know. Anyway, I enjoy debating the subject so long as it doesn't degenerate into name calling, as it often times does when a person runs out of intelligent responses.
I am a firm believer that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and to a slightly lesser degree, that Jack Ruby acted alone. Besides all the physical evidence, which comes down squarely on the lone nut side, one has to consider the plausibility of an organized plot that would have been required to pull it off and keep it a secret for some 58 years. It would have required thousands of people from various walks of life and stretched from Washington, DC to Dallas, TX.
For example, the autopsy, of which many believe was staged. In 1963, there was no federal law against the killing of the President, or any other government official, unless the crime occurred on federal property, which was clearly not the case. Jurisdiction was with the state, specifically Dallas County where the crime occurred. Legally, the autopsy was supposed to be performed in Dallas, and indeed, an attempt was made by county officials to stop the transfer of the body to Air Force One, but the men on the Secret Service detail, already supremely upset over losing their man, bullied their way out of the hospital, casket in tow. What had happened was that the VP, Lynden Johnson, who was traveling in the same motorcade and was at the hospital when JFK was pronounced dead, had been moved to AF-1 as they desperately wanted to get him back to the White House ASAP so he could be protected. It was the height of the Cold War, barely one year displaced from the Cuban Missile Crisis, and there was a genuine concern that the assassination could be the first move in World War 3. It is a war scenario that is practiced to this day.
But there was a problem: Johnson wasn't going to leave Dallas without Jackie Kennedy as he knew it would be a public relations nightmare if he left w/o the Kennedys, and Jackie, still at Parkland Hospital, wasn't about to leave her dead husband behind. Johnson dug his heels in and refused to move, so the call went out to Parkland to get JFK's body back to AF-1 pronto. As the plane was in route to Washington, for security reasons, Jackie was given a choice of two military hospitals in which to conduct the autopsy: Bethesda Naval Hospital or Walter Reed Army Hospital. She hesitated until one of the aides whispered to her "Jack was a Navy man", to which she replied "Of course. Jack loved the Navy." So Bethesda it was.
Now, imagine if you're concocting a conspiracy and need to stage an autopsy. You must plan for it to be done in at least 2 possible locations: One in Dallas, the most likely as that's where it legally should have been done, and at least one in Washington, providing that you successfully guessed that Bethesda would be chosen. There was a reasonable chance that Jackie might have said "I have a friend that works at Walter Reed" or something, so if you're going to cover all the bases, you'd have to plan for 3 locations.
There's an old saying that two people can keep a secret so long as one of them is dead. The idea that any group can assemble a conspiracy of the magnitude needed to bump off the POTUS and keep it secret for over 5 decades is truly mind boggling. There are three elements to every crime: Means, motive, and opportunity. Nearly all of the conspiracy theorists concentrate on the means and motive part, but very few address the opportunity aspect. How could have someone besides Oswald have been on the 6th floor of the TSBD at 12:30pm CST on 11/22/63? How could they organize hundreds of people, all in the right positions, like the county coroner, x-ray techs, Army/Navy officers, etc, to stage an autopsy at three different possible locations 2,000 miles apart and keep it secret? How many people would it take to plant the evidence on the 6th floor of the TSBD, or get a gunman, unobserved and behind the fence on the grassy knoll and in an open area, then evacuate him without a trace? It doesn't pass the smell test.
Anyhow, thanks for taking the time to read my musings on the subject. Comments?