‘Before this hits the media I just wanna apologize to my fans and the @Seahawks organization once again,” (Bruce) Irvin said on Twitter. “I made a terrible decision [by] driving after I had a few drinks. I will do everything to get ur trust back and will become a better person after this.”
And then, 25 minutes later, Irvin added this: “How many of yall thought I was serious ?! Haha April fools!!!”
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... onfession/
Kind of a stupid gag, but stupid can still play ball.