by Bird Droppings » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:08 am
Well, suckers, suck on this.
At his first VMAC session with fans allowed in, my sweetie and I had seats right next to where the players came on and off the field (it ain't like that no mo).
My partner went over to Earl Thomas the 111, as she has parents living in his hometown in Texas, to get his autograph.
I was gonna try to get by "O Schmidt" jersey signed by a high draft choice ... it was unsigned by anyone at the time ... and decided that since both O. Schmidt and Bruce Irvin had attended West Virginia (and Schmidt is now running a bar there in Morgantown) so I spoke with him briefly.
He was very shy.
He had led a tumultuous life and was obviously shy around strangers, especially in that strange new environment. No one else, either fan or media member, even approached him before he skedaddled into the training room and onto a weight machine.
And I had a signiature with "51" added to my jersey.
That first year, he rushed 95% from the outside on the great circle route ... and was still fast enough to get some sacks and rushes and create other havoc.
Yeah, the opposing DC's just had their outside guys keep pushing him to the outside.
I don't think we saw more than a dozen moves tot he inside, and only a couple swim moves, all season.
So the coaching staff, led by a guy who is now trying to coach in Jacksonville, screwed around with Mr. Irvin. Perhaps it was PC who directed Gus Bradley to try to keep changing instructions on how to play exactly what position I could not comprehend. Nonetheless, his production plummeted.
Perhaps Dan Quinn figured it out, maybe it was coach Ken Norton Jr. who figured out how to implement the hopes of those above.
They had him goin up, goin down, goin all round ... baby what you want me to do?
And thety confused the hell out of him and his production made him look like a first round catastrophe.
But, this year, he has blossomed.
His play is far more effective.
His media skills are better, I'm guessing, because of settling into a comfort zone on mic as well as on the field ... so, he appears far more articulate.
But, he is still the same guy.
He's made some mistakes this year, but his coverage skills have greatly improved as his instinctive anticipation is showing rewards.
Yeah, Nanook of the North, I was actually yelling when Fletcher Cox was still available at 14 in that draft ... and shen the Hawks traded it to Philly, which promptly selected Cox, I was more than dismayed.
Then, the Hawks picked a workout warrior who nearly no one had mocked as a first rounder.
Oh, I know, the Jets said they would have taken Irvin, but they are known for their failure to tell the truth, among other things.
Nearly everyone's accusing finger was pointed at the failure of JS/PC with that selection.
But, look at me now, sez they.
Guaranteed, Mr. Irvin will blow some plays, and make spectacular amends for those.
I've argued each year with the Dog in the River and one other Hawkshacker about number "51".
Dog disliked him almost as much as he disliked Carpenter (in which we are still in agreement).
But, I secured the signature I wanted among the two high draft choices at that VMAC practrice of yore.
I don't know what ever happened to the guy I ignored to get Irvin's signature.
Some midget 3rd string 3rd round QB pick from Wisconsin and the Carolina's who looked better than the other QB's in that practice.
But, he was gone further into the depths of the training room before I could run him down.
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