Here’s a quick rundown of why I think this article was odd. This isn’t to say that he said nothing positive about SEA, nor that every one of these examples is just as bad as the rest, but the tone of the article was clear despite him otherwise being a fair and good writer:
“That led the Niners onto a drive that was so impressive it was easy to wonder whether this was simply their day.“
(drives that consist of the QB running for his life when the play beaks down, and that depend on an at least questionable holding call to keep it alive, aren’t usually considered overly “impressive”)
“San Francisco’s front seven was unblockable during the first half.”
(unblockable indicates bit higher level of domination than we saw, although this is defensible)
“At halftime, the Seahawks made a key strategic adjustment that helped get them back on level terms”
(level terms don’t outscore the opponent 20-7)
“Bailey’s arrival saw Lynch run for 11 yards and then five before springing a 40-yard run off a bad angle by rookie 49ers safety Eric Reid, eventually stumbling his way into the end zone. “
(only for a bad angle by them could Lynch end up stumbling into the endzone)
“On the very next play, Kaepernick took on the Legion of Boom and won. He put freakish velocity on a 26-yard touchdown pass to Anquan Boldin, despite Boldin being clearly covered by none other than All-World safety Earl Thomas. Thomas could only get his fingertips on the throw, as Kaepernick’s howitzer was enough for the score.”
(Took them on and won! Freakish velocity! Howitzer! Great array of words there!)
“And then the calls began to go Seattle’s way. “
(here he then says Davis should have had a completion on Kam’s big hit and after that, his made-up rule about contact with the plant leg being an automatic roughing penalty)
“The Seahawks then took the lead for the first time all game early in the fourth quarter, when a 59-yard drive culminated in a shocking score. “
(not just their first lead, they led the first time ALL GAME, and the score was SHOCKING!)
“Pete Carroll sent kicker Steven Hauschka out to kick in the hopes of making it a one-point game, but Hauschka seemed to freeze up on the field before returning to the sideline and telling Carroll he thought the team should go for it. Steamboat Steven!”
(Hausch “froze up”? “Steamboat Steven”??)
“Carroll took his kicker’s advice, and on the fourth-down try, a Wilson hard count somehow got Aldon Smith to jump offside. “
(Somehow, some way, possibly magic, a good QB got a good DE to jump on a hard count! This just does not happen!)
“Kearse beat an overmatched Carlos Rogers, returning to the lineup at less than 100 percent with a hamstring injury, for the biggest touchdown of his career.”
(lucky for Kearse he was in the lineup at <100%)
“Wilson and Lynch failed to complete the handoff, with the ball then bouncing backward. San Francisco had three players with a relatively clear path to the football, including Reid and Whitner. Had either of them picked up the fumble, he would have had a convoy of blockers to the opposite end zone for a game-changing touchdown. Only Wilson stood in their way. I’d like to pretend that Wilson made some heroic play to fend off the defenders and save the football, but he got knocked over and the ball bounced off his helmet, making it harder for the defenders to scoop the ball, at which point the Seattle cavalry showed up and managed to recover the fumble. Seattle lost possession, came away without points, and didn’t even have the field position it expected, but that tiny bounce off Wilson’s helmet might have been enough to save the NFC for Seattle.”
(lucky bounce or SF would have had a 90 yard TD return, not a typical NFL scramble for a loose ball)