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http://extramustard.si.com/2014/02/04/broncos-fan-meltdown/

Personally, I'm not sure why people think this was so bad.
Except for the fact that she utterly fails to realize the her team wasn't just playing poorly, it was getting dominated by a superior team, her rant was pretty good I thought.
Heck, I'd party with her, she made me laugh...and I truly understand her feelings!
Plus, it's nice to see a female of the species overly invested in a stupid game. Her comment at the end? PRICELESS!!

(Holy crap I just realized why I like her so much, she reminds me of my wife ROFLMAO!) My wife would say the exact same thing (her last comment about female genitalia).

Yikes! I clicked on the link here at work and had to scramble to get the volume cut. Pretty funny though. I checked out their forum just to see what the Bronco fans were thinking in general.

One posted all of the Bronco playoff game results and is was remarkable how many times the Broncos have been absolutely blown out, especially in the Super Bowl.

The funniest thread by far was one titled, "I just re-watched the NFCCG and I am not at all worried about the Seahawks" or something to that affect.

I would seriously wanna date Jane if I was younger and single, if she's got that much passion about her team I bet she's a riot in the sack!

c_hawkbob wrote:I would seriously wanna date Jane if I was younger and single, if she's got that much passion about her team I bet she's a riot in the sack!

Passion or crazy?
Either way, they were always the best ones in the sack. Always! But you'd have to get rid of them within a month or two afterwards because, because, they're crazy, I'm sorry: Passionate.

Man Pasadena I'm with you, wife is asleep in the next room,(almost woke up the whole house) I did not realize the "passion" she had for the game. WOW.

Eaglehawk wrote:

c_hawkbob wrote:I would seriously wanna date Jane if I was younger and single, if she's got that much passion about her team I bet she's a riot in the sack!

Passion or crazy?
Either way, they were always the best ones in the sack. Always! But you'd have to get rid of them within a month or two afterwards because, because, they're crazy, I'm sorry: Passionate.

Man Pasadena I'm with you, wife is asleep in the next room,(almost woke up the whole house) I did not realize the "passion" she had for the game. WOW.

Which is why I said "date" ...

c_hawkbob wrote:I would seriously wanna date Jane if I was younger and single, if she's got that much passion about her team I bet she's a riot in the sack!

Right?
See that's what I was thinking too (didn't want to say that straight off but ) and yeah, seriously she reminds me SO much of my wife...down to the sexist comment at the end that I find hysterical. (The first thing my wife said when she heard the all reaction to the Richard Sherman rant was, "Well, too bad if she was scared of him! She shouldn't be down there on the field anyway, unless she has pom-poms in her hand she's got no business even being there to begin with. Football is a man's game!"


ROFL! My wife is hilarious.

monkey wrote:http://extramustard.si.com/2014/02/04/broncos-fan-meltdown/

Personally, I'm not sure why people think this was so bad.
Except for the fact that she utterly fails to realize the her team wasn't just playing poorly, it was getting dominated by a superior team, her rant was pretty good I thought.
Heck, I'd party with her, she made me laugh...and I truly understand her feelings!
Plus, it's nice to see a female of the species overly invested in a stupid game. Her comment at the end? PRICELESS!!

(Holy crap I just realized why I like her so much, she reminds me of my wife ROFLMAO!) My wife would say the exact same thing (her last comment about female genitalia).

EPIC Video!

Bob,

one of the reasons why I love this video is because generally speaking you show this video to a couple and the woman woman's reaction is something like, "That chick is batshit crazy, what a psycho". Meanwhile most guys are thinking, "That chick is batshit crazy, how long do I think I could date her before it turns into a Lifetime movie?".

c_hawkbob wrote:

Eaglehawk wrote:

c_hawkbob wrote:I would seriously wanna date Jane if I was younger and single, if she's got that much passion about her team I bet she's a riot in the sack!

Passion or crazy?
Either way, they were always the best ones in the sack. Always! But you'd have to get rid of them within a month or two afterwards because, because, they're crazy, I'm sorry: Passionate.

Man Pasadena I'm with you, wife is asleep in the next room,(almost woke up the whole house) I did not realize the "passion" she had for the game. WOW.

Which is why I said "date" ...

Amen to that. Oh wow I remember the few ladies that I dated that were crazy! Funny those women could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but after that, its drama drama and more drama. Just like Kalibane said, LIfetime movie. Still I thank them for helping me appreciate my wife and normal women in general.

What an epic stream of consciousness rant she was on! But let me tell you about gals like her:

I was married to one. Oh, I'm sure a lot of you can say "Hell, she's a lot like my wife and my wife is a true peach and a fine woman." Maybe so. But the line between a woman like this being a model wife and a psychotic b**** wielding a knife while you sleep and giving you a Lorena Bobbitt is thin. I think the contents of her glass were guiding her emotions and something tells me that her glass does most of her talking. That would be my ex-wife. After a while she starts taking the ornaments off the Christmas tree and throwing them at the wall. Or she starts s*** with the biggest dude in the bar and looks at you and asks what you're going to do about it. And on her better nights all you have to do is toss her over your shoulder and carry her to the car.

Thanks but no. I'll take my demure, let's me watch all the football I want and cheers on the Seahawks because I do, wife.

Same here! dated one psycho and that short 3 months still haunts me

PasadenaHawk wrote:Same here! dated one psycho and that short 3 months still haunts me

I dated several. Most I was able to get rid of in 2 to 3 weeks. The longest was for 3 months as well. Those 3 months seemed like 3 years and were absolutely the most traumatic 3 months of my life. I quickly got over girls, even the crazy ones up until that time, but this one, it took over a year to forget about chit that she did to embarrass me or try to make sure that either her or myself would end up in jail. Especially when we were at bars. I never obliged just escorted her home.

That was it though, after that I just dated the normal ones. Thank god.

THX-1138 wrote: But the line between a woman like this being a model wife and a psychotic b**** wielding a knife while you sleep and giving you a Lorena Bobbitt is thin..

I walk that line every day THX. Every day.
My wife is a red head.
No, some of you are like so?
She's a red head! If you have never married one, you really just cannot understand what that means...you cannot.

monkey wrote:

THX-1138 wrote: But the line between a woman like this being a model wife and a psychotic b**** wielding a knife while you sleep and giving you a Lorena Bobbitt is thin..

I walk that line every day THX. Every day.
My wife is a red head.
No, some of you are like so?
She's a red head! If you have never married one, you really just cannot understand what that means...you cannot.

My ex-wife was a red head. Say no more.

My sister is a red head. What the hell were you you thinking Monkey???? :p I'm surprised I survived my childhood quite frankly.

Growing up, if things got really heated between us I would use the atom bomb of insults and call her a fire crotch. It set her off something out of this world. She went completely batshit crazy.

A lot of bad memories are coming back.....thanks a lot guys.

@ 2:09 into the video...

"You know what, it feels like now that I've been talkin' s*** he's playing better. It's like He knows! He knows that I'm talkin s***! F****n' stop being a f******n'...f****n' pussy, you f****n' a**hole!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

monkey wrote:

THX-1138 wrote: But the line between a woman like this being a model wife and a psychotic b**** wielding a knife while you sleep and giving you a Lorena Bobbitt is thin..

I walk that line every day THX. Every day.
My wife is a red head.
No, some of you are like so?
She's a red head! If you have never married one, you really just cannot understand what that means...you cannot.

My first supervisor was a red head. I didn't need to marry one. Holy S--T!

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Something tells me that the dude that uploaded it is facing an uncertain future.