NFL Report on Handling of Ray Rice Investigation Released

[kalibane]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... estigation

Concludes, "We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of any wrong doing".

[monkey]

Concludes, "We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence of any wrong doing".

LOL! And in other news, it turns out that the world actually is flat. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?

[HumanCockroach]

Hey, but they nicely asked the people employed by the company they were investigating, that also happened to hire them, if they lied, and they said no...... So there ya' go. They said they didn't lie, so that proves their innocence beyond a reasonable doubt....

LMFAO

[Zorn76]

Naturally, this whole thing is a sham.

But the league did its due diligence in going through the motions, allowing the investigation to take months, and in doing so knew the general public wouldn't care what the "findings" were by the time the report was issued.

The most significant thing to evolve here, is that the Good commish's reputation and integrity still have been scarred permanently.

[Hawktawk]

Its sort of like telling the Seahawks after the game in Kansas City, sorry we missed a couple of pass interference calls. Or telling Detroit sorry we picked up a flag we should have left down and swallowed the whistle on a blatant hold in the 4th quarter. Nothing ever changes. I'm the biggest of NFL fans but honestly sometimes I think this league abuses its antitrust exemption. If its always going to be this way its going to destroy any shred of credibility left in the league.

[HumanCockroach]

In related news, after asking every incarcerated criminal if they were guilty, it has been decided that all of them are innocent and will now be released, due to their willingness to share their opinion that they are all unjustly accused and 100% innocent....

[HumanCockroach]

Also just in, Clinton "did NOT have sexual relations with that women" and Richard Nixons ghost has reiterated that "he is not a crook", gee willickers I have no idea why we didn't all believe them the first go round, seems so simple...